19 Apr 2008

Mr. Bean & Stalin's Britain

There are so many things wrong with Britain today, it is difficult to know where to start. But lets start at the top shall we.
Gordon Brown has become the worst nightmare of both the country and for his own party. It seems he has now sunk to John Major-type levels of ridicule.
There are so many deficiencies for me to mention. His dithering ineptitude. His addiction to being disingenuous and misleading. His reliance on spin doctors and PR people. His dour blandness, only surpassed for dullness by Alistair Darling, a man for whom the most startlingly remarkable and distinguishable thing of note about is his peculiarly bold eyebrows.
Gordon Brown, prudent? Hmmm. Thats not what the figures tell us is it? A man who went on a record spending binge with everyone else's money and now has very little to show for it except his own irresponsible incompetence for ever again being trusted to run anything.
Gordon Brown, competent? Come again?
The man has never even been properly elected and it doesnt seem to bother him. Who exactly is he representing? Where precisely does his mandate come from? Is it Tony Blair's?

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